Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...