What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...