The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...