Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...