There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
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Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
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Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
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