Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...