The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...