Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...