Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...