The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...