Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...