Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...