How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.