The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...