Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....