The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...