A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...