Car Acronyms
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Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...