Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...