Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Bigfoot Blonde
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Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Blonde Inventions!
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Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Purchasing furniture
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Efficiency
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Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!