What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...