Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...