My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
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Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
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Military work rules
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Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
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