Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...