How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...