Sue over the property
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A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Operas that never made it
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Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...