Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
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Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...