Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Women seeking men
|”WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...