Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...