Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...