Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Knock Knock Christmas
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...