the knot
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
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Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...