I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...