Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...