New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...