Real software engineers eat quiche.
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Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...