Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...