Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Facts about Americans
|Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .Only 30% of us can...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...