Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...