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A mouse-tache!
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Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
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Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
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On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...