Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...