Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...