Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...