I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...