If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...