Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...