More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...