The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...