Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...