Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...