The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...